Specialty coffee for unusual humans
Good coffee behaves badly.
Smooth. Funky. Unforgettable. Better together. A wildly bold medium roast from three elusive creatures with deeply questionable judgment.
Wholesome beans
Questionable behavior
Our story
Born from a family joke and fueled by questionable judgment, Skunk Monkies Coffee Co. brings three elusive creatures together for one wildly bold cup.
Smooth enough for breakfast. Funky enough to raise questions. Rare enough that you probably shouldn’t ask where we got it.
Meet the troop
Rarely seen in the wild. Frequently seen near the coffee pot. Each member of the troop brings something special — mostly trouble.
Mug: “Fueled by Mischief”
Deck builder · Hack master · Patriarch
If it can be built, he’s building it. If it can’t, he’s building it with a little extra lumber. Has never met a weekend he couldn’t turn into a deck, or a manual he couldn’t ignore. Tongue out means he’s measuring.
Big brother of The Cruise Director. Father-in-law of the Chief Banana Officer.
Mug: The Banana
Mathematician · Startup CEO
Runs a small tech company and the numbers on everything else. Has calculated the optimal coffee-to-bad-idea ratio to four decimal places and calls the banana on his mug “the brand.” Currently pre-revenue on judgment.
Married into the troop. Son-in-law of The Foreman, and he knows it.
Mug: “Good Ideas, Bad Behavior”
Chiropractor · Fisherman · Driftwood carver
Plans every trip, cracks every back, and tells every joke, usually all at once. Comes home from the beach with a fish, a story, and a chunk of driftwood that becomes a pelican by Tuesday. Easily the funniest monkey in the troop. Just ask him.
Little brother of The Foreman. Uncle-in-law of the CBO, whether the CBO likes it or not.
Medium roast · Whole joyThe roast
Wildly Bold
A balanced, crowd-pleasing medium roast with a smooth body, a bold finish, and an aftertaste we can only describe as “mildly suspicious.” Wholesome beans. Questionable behavior.
Smooth • Bold • Mildly Suspicious
Brew it
2 tablespoons of Skunk Monkies per 6 fl oz of water. Eyeballing it is also very on-brand.
Drip, French press, pour-over — the beans are not picky. Unlike the monkeys.
Sip. Grin. Tell someone the story of the bag. Repeat until the holidays are over.
100% roasted coffee.
Traces of mischief.
Mornings, holidays, alibis.
Packaged by people who make bad decisions.
Frequently asked
The coffee is real. The bags are real. The company is a family joke that got wildly out of hand — and we regret nothing.
Absolutely not. It tastes like a smooth, bold medium roast. The only thing funky about it is the people on the bag.
No monkeys were harmed. Three grown men were mildly embarrassed, which we consider a feature.
Skunk Monkies is a limited holiday run for family, friends, and the deeply curious. Ask for a bag below and the troop will see what it can do.
Proprietary. Side effects may include laughing at the bag, telling the story at dinner, and wanting a second cup.
Limited holiday run
Skunk Monkies is brewed in small, highly irresponsible batches for the holidays. Tell the troop who you are and how many bags you’re after, and we’ll see what we can do.
